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Just a teenage girl on the brink of insanity but enjoying every minute in the Southern California Sun

"Time spent with cats is never wasted"- the one and only Sigmund Freud

I should really get a life




blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that


tardis-mind-palace:

sometimes-cats:

Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.

Schrodinger’s Rhapsody


jimdoesntcarrey:

*skips 150 songs till i get the one i want* it must be destiny


lordstunfisk:

jays-bite-o-chili:

ltmstumtum:

Found my new dentist. 

Oh my god

watch the only people who dont get this be devout christans who dislike the disney channel, and people who were born a generation too late

lordstunfisk:

jays-bite-o-chili:

ltmstumtum:

Found my new dentist. 

Oh my god

watch the only people who dont get this be devout christans who dislike the disney channel, and people who were born a generation too late


Ugh. Breaking out and stressing out. AP testing came out of no where.



metallikato:

We Californians be like
“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”
“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  
“So fucking fetch”


metallikato
:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  

“So fucking fetch”


64px:

why does garfield actually hatemondays he has litearlly no job and he does fuck all anywway so why does he hate mondays so much they mean nothing to him   i forgot where this wasfirst brought up but im still contemplating it


Anonymous said:
All that stupid shit about trends men hate was made up and assumed and then written in an article by a woman, so I don't know why it's still being spread around like it's factual.

Aw yes. Attack of the aggressive anon is back. I realize that those lists are made up by fashion magazines and websites. I know that men don’t hate all of those things. I just think its bullshit that people would say things like that. And I love the reactions. So if men do actually hate red lipstick and skinny jeans, well fuck them. I wear what makes me happy and I don’t need them thinking I’m hot.


deepthroatodile:

the voice of our generation

deepthroatodile:

the voice of our generation


  • person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  • me: nope
  • person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  • me: i'm not

"

1.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
hard.

2.
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.

3.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.

4.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.

5.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.

6.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.

7.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.

8.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.

9.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.

10.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
hard.

"  - Rachel Wiley  (via fuckinq)