Comes And Goes In Waves

Chloe. INFJ.

Relates too many things to Freudian Psychology.




blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated


paranoid-android-problems:

miss-nerdgasmz:

traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

#what kind of weird religious/sci fi novel are we living in #is this Evangelion

#realpopebestpope


paranoid-android-problems:

painting your erection green and running around yelling hulk smash hitting your dick on all inanimate objects #justboythings


tags: #OH MY GOD

heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: nice

*PETS a dog*

me: NICE


brightlights-darklives:

My dad was complaining about buying me books yesterday and I said “well at least it’s books” and then the cashier goes “yeah it could be drugs”


Really feeling the need for a herber herse date with ma main homie, selectivelydissonant, soon.

Really feeling the need for a herber herse date with ma main homie, selectivelydissonant, soon.


rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

image


happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear


clcok:

I don’t give a fuck if I reblog something twice like I reblog it once then I see it later and I’m like haha that’s funny and I do it again u feel me


claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change


billymermays:

so tiny
so precious



obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian


bridgetfromtheinternet:

My bath is purple and smells like cinnamon. I am real excited about it

bridgetfromtheinternet:

My bath is purple and smells like cinnamon. I am real excited about it